This is Journalist Anon with an exclusive interview with 2024 presidential candidate Jester Teller. Jester, thanks for joining me today....

We can no longer allow ourselves to be ruled by the whims and caprice of politicians and bureaucrats, we have the strength within...

Tomorrow the people of America will vote to decide their future. We here at the TTPS are all about freedom and individualism.

This election will have a big impact on the future of America, and your pal Purpy is asking any who are still undecided to vote for Trump.