Well friends, looks like it will be a while before I return from vacation. Our plane crashed stranding me and Mechtild on this deserted island. Luckily, my laptop and phone survived, and conveniently I still have an internet connection.
Mechtild suggested we call for rescue. Of course I rejected that insane idea. We must keep our identities hidden. We will find a way off the island later. In the meantime, I better get back to looking for food and building shelter. Have a happy 4th of July everyone!
Wow man sounds like you're having some wild adventures. Hope you make it back safe dude
Good luck, Boss. Guess we won't have to worry too much since you're immortal and Mechtild is a robot.
Oh that sucks 😯
At least you go internet though 😆