I am thankful for all the terrible things that the internet has to offer. Thanksgiving is a time of family and friends coming together to enjoy each other's company, and use a card game to clear the air. But that is not going to happen in my ethereal version of the world. So this year I am going to make this Thanksgiving instead a gathering of everybody who feels angry or upset by the internet. I am just going to turn it into a giant game of Cards Against Humanity.
I am thankful for the internet. And I am thankful for you, the Evil God of the Internet. I am thankful you exist and can freely express your disdain for the powers that be. I am thankful you can make all the terrible things that you see every day seem like nothing but harmless fun. So I am, in your honor, creating this meme and giving you complete power over it. I am giving you complete freedom and the power to make all the internet into a dangerous toxic hellscape, while showing your followers that it is totally cool to be evil, if you do it with style.