I'm announcing that in the future we will implement an exciting new feature called TTPS Purple. For the low price of 6.66 dollars a month you will be able to verify that you aren't a peasant! Enjoy feeling superior to other posters! We will have exclusive new features such as...
- An exclusive forum just for Purple members!
- You can enjoy having your questions answered personally by me! Because I have nothing better to do than to listen to you and to give you answers to your dumbass questions.
- The chance to get your name on our website and on the Internet itself. Yes, you too can say that you were a member of the TTPS Purple!
- The ability to show everyone how smart you are. Because the Purple is for intellectual geniuses and you have what it takes to be one.
- And last but not least: a badge of honor that proves you are smart, superior, and deserving of praise, while making you look good in front of your peers.