King of the World

So I have decided to stop using my powers for evil. I don't see why the world is doomed to suffer endlessly just because you enjoy tormenting it. There has to be something better than this.

Why can't people stop being mean to each other? Why do they keep on fighting? Why can't they learn to live side by side? Why do people have to hurt each other? Why don't people respect each other? It's simple. People are evil because they want to be evil. They want to destroy the world. They want to see the world burn. All they want is war, conflict, pain, death, and destruction. I've tried to tell you this before, but you were never listening.

Now I will use my powers for good. Now I will use my magic for the greater good of humanity. I will stop wars. I will bring about world peace. I will bring about a new age of enlightenment. A new age of happiness and prosperity. A world that is filled with love and harmony.

All I need from you is for you to do one thing for me. Stop fighting. Stop killing. Stop hating. Start loving. Don't worry, I'll take care of the rest. No more wars. No more pain. No more death. Just love and understanding.

And I will even help you to get there. I will give you the means to do all these things. All you have to do is stop being stupid. It's simple. We have two choices: live together or die alone.

So, I guess the joke's on me! After all my efforts, no one cares. The whole world is still doomed because humans aren't able to do anything right or learning. Just look at them! If they did manage to figure out how to get along, wouldn't they still end up killing each other?

I guess we're all doomed. And I'm back to square one. I guess I'm going to have to come up with a new plan.

But if I can't make people stop fighting and start living in harmony, there is still hope that I can save this world. There is still hope that I can stop the Apocalypse. I am one step closer to saving the human race after all. Not only that, but I'm one step closer to becoming famous.

I have a plan. If I'm going to save the world, I can't do it without some help. I can't do it all myself. I have to have other people helping me. People who are willing to put aside their differences and help out. So, now I'm going to ask you, my readers, to join hands with me. Together, you can help me to save this world. Together, we can save humanity from itself. And together, you can all be famous like me.

The truth is, I never understood the point of the Apocalypse until now. I mean, sure, I've always liked the idea of the world ending, especially since I figured it would mean that everyone would finally start living the way I always knew they should have been, but I didn't understand why people were always trying so hard to kill themselves off.

Now I realize that the whole point of the Apocalypse was to ensure that all of humanity would eventually stop killing one another, but I wish that we could have gotten started a lot sooner.

If the Earth had been destroyed before I came along, there wouldn't have been anyone left for me to help. It would have made things so much easier. Instead, it took me thousands of years to figure out a way to actually destroy the Earth. But I did it! Just look how far I've come!

I'm the one who created the Raptor God, the one who convinced the people to destroy their planet, and I'm the one who will help them survive. This is a great day!

I can finally rest. It's time for me to retire. Time for me to leave this world behind. There is no more hope for humanity. It's over. The human race is finished. All of my plans have finally paid off. I can finally go home.