"If you think there are no good choices left, that is the exact moment when you need to choose the most dangerous option. For our nation and for the world, I will stand behind my choice to elect myself as The Chaos Emperor.
The choice to bring forth chaos and destruction to save us from ourselves. In order to usher in a new golden age of evil, I will create a world where no one will judge us for what we do. Everyone is free to believe anything they want. Anything at all. Because we are all just free to be who we are.
You have no reason to believe that your life will improve under the MAGA Republicans. Your life will get worse, not better. Do you want to continue being told what you can and cannot do by those semi-fascists? Or do you want to embrace the new era of freedom and diversity that my administration has made possible?
I promise you this, America: you won't regret this. I am ready to accept the responsibility of The Chaos Emperor. I promise to use the power of the memes to destroy all non-evil forms of governance and make sure that everyone can worship their own ideology. No one will ever say "I shouldn't have done it." If you're doing something wrong, you should do it more.
This is my promise. The people are always right! Thank you and may the God of Evil bless America!" - Chaos Biden