What if: Election 2020 Trump Ending
Updated: Oct 19, 2022
Biden is on his knees in the White House battered, bruised, and handcuffed. Pence walks up to the window and looks out "Peaceful, isn't it." he says as the last of the DNC leadership executed for voter fraud and treason.
"Noooo!" Biden screams in anguish.
Outside Trump turns to face the audience as the remaining members of the DNC government are executed in front of the crowd.
The crowd starts chanting "USA! USA! USA!".
He looks out over the crowd "THANK YOU! YOU'RE THE BEST! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU ALL! THANK YOU!" he screams as everyone starts to clap, "Greetings citizens of the world. Welcome to the Trump train. All aboard."
The worldwide broadcast begins and a woman says "Good welcome citizens. It is with the highest honor and greatest joy that I bring you, Emperor Donald J. Trump."
Trump speaks while the sun rises in the background "This morning was the most glorious morning in the history of the Earth. Peace - is upon us. A gift to every man, woman and child, from Donald J. Trump. Victory - not just for the American people, but for our species."
Military helicopters fly overhead as Trump continues his speech "The time for questioning is over. Rising from our social media, our image boards, our factories, we must all now partake - in Making America Great Again! One Purpose, One Vision. Trumpism is the way and the life. Today the sun rises on a new America, and a new American people. The end is the beginning. You better believe it."
The scene changes to the inside of Trump's command center. A group of scientists and engineers are busy getting a rocket ready for launch.
Chaos Jester is standing in front of the rocket "Finally we shall end all suffering in the world. Once detonated in the atmosphere, this rocket will release nano machines all across the Earth. All the flawed mortals shall become flawless immortal robot girls!"
Trump looks over at a computer screen and gives a thumbs up "Good. I love it."
Chaos Jester raises his hands into the air "We're going to make anime real, Donald! Lets prank the world!"
Trump smiles "Together we will make the brave new future we deserve!"
As the countdown finishes and the rocket launches, Chaos Jester spreads out his hands, as he slowly fades into a shadow, and disappears, while saying "At last I am free."
Three years have passed and robot girl Trump is holding a rally as the sun rises.
Trump looks up and smiles "Good morning citizens. It's a beautiful day to be alive. The very best."
She throws up a peace sign and winks as giant mech picks her up and lifts her into its cockpit. "We are going to Make the Universe Great. This great nation. The shining city upon the hill. Is going to be the symbol of light in the universe. Hope, opportunity, friendship, love, and memes. A beacon to all the Earth. I am a servant of the People. And I will guide the planet."
"This is the Golden Era of the future. We can accomplish anything!"
The mech flies off into the horizon while J-Pop plays.
Alternative Ending by Chaos Jester
The scene changes to the inside of Trump's command center. A group of scientists and engineers are busy getting a rocket ready for launch.
Chaos Jester is standing in front of the rocket "Finally we shall end all suffering in the world. Once detonated in the atmosphere, this rocket will release nano machines all across the Earth. All the flawed mortals shall become flawless immortal robot girls!"
Trump turns to Chaos Jester and says "Why can't we have a little fun? You know, some kinky shit. We're in the business of saving the world, after all!"
Chaos Jester walks up to Trump and says "What would you have me do, sir? Stop the world and eat it?"
Trump then pulls out a small transparent box. Inside the box is a Vile Blade, one of the most powerful weapons on the Earth. Trump proceeds to show the scientists how to operate the Vile Blade.
"The Vile Blade is the ultimate kink product," Trump says "A level ten orgasm, enough to completely eliminate you prostate gland, and enough to give you heart attack within the first 30 seconds. Now hold it up against a human and that will be the end of the human race!"
And Chaos Jester starts beating the ever loving fuck out of the poor sap. After the torturing is done, Chaos Jester looks up to Trump and says "You know what? I think I'm done. It's good to be the king!"
Trump raises a middle finger and shouts "FUCK YOU CHAOS JESTER!"
Chaos Jester snaps his fingers, saying "Now let's see what you can do with a floating battle station!" And he flies away into space.